Here's An Early Christmas Present...

PETA..a punch to your face!

Bitches At The DMV..a punch to your face!

George W..a punch to your face!

Wayne Pacelle.. a punch to your face!

Black Dude Who Lives Above me... a punch to your face!

Mathematics..a punch to your face!

Republicans...a punch to your face!

School... a punch to your face!

Whores..a punch to your face!

Asshole Bosses...a punch to your face! Fuck that, make it two!

My Birth Mom Who Forgets I Exist....a punch to your face!

Sytrofoam Cup Lovers...a punch to your face!

Skinny Bitches Who Say Their Fat...a punch to your face!

Princesses...a punch to your face!