Why are Pugs so popular? They are one of the AKC's most popular breeds. You can buy thousands of different Pug t-shirts, Pug backpacks, even Pug salt and pepper shakers (I happen to own a set). After owning a Pug, I have concluded that their incredible cuteness and adorable nature are not the only reasons they are so popular:
You can never blame them for anything. Firstly, because they will never admit to anything. Second, because you can't really have proof that they meant to do what they did. Their eyes look in two different directions-who knows, they may have *meant* to grab a toy, but because they are googly eyed, they may have grabbed your sock by mistake.
You will always have someone to blame your farts on. Pugs are gassy by nature. No one will deny it-if someone has let one rip, and there is a Pug anywhere in the vicinty, it will no doubt, be him.
No matter how loud you snore, your Pug will always outsnore you. Which, obviously, makes your snoring seem not as bad. Your significant other will never complain about YOU snoring, it will ALWAYS be your Pug.
It is incredibly easy to lose weight when you are the owner of the Pug. Pugs will eat you right out of house and home. Thank god they don't have thumbs-my fridge would be empty right now.
If you have a Pug, you will never have a need for a vaccuum cleaner. Why, you ask? Pugs will eat, or attempt to eat, anything that they can fit into their mouths. Includes, but is not limited to: socks, rocks, straws, ketchup packets, lint, aquarium gravel, leaves, staples, rubber bands, etc.
The Pug's distinct nose wrinkle makes a wonderful hiding place. Having dinner and you need a spot for your gum until you are finished? Stick it in the wrinkle! Need a place to hide your drugs? Stick them in the wrinkle! The cops will never check!
Lastly, Pugs make excellent portable face washers. And no, I don't mean by licking (they WILL do that as well). Hold a Pug up to your face and he will, without a doubt, being showering you in snot from all of his snorts.
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