Would You Like BULLSHIT With That?

99 Billion Idiots Served... ahhhh the life of a Mcdonalds employee


I am in college. I am going to become a veterinarian. I'm positively sure my IQ and GPA is higher then yours ever has been or ever will be. Don't talk to me like I am an idiot. Just because I work at Mcdonalds, doesn't mean I'm stupid.

Ask for your damn barbeque sauce when you order.

NO, you may NOT get the your damn drink in a styrofoam cup. Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is to take your damn cup and dump it into a styrofoam cup? Drink your goddamn pop in whatever stupid ass container it comes in, you greedy bastards.

People think we are trying to cheat them out of their hard earned money. "Off the dollar menu-I'd like a McChicken, and also off the dollar menu, I'd like a small fry." I work at McDonalds. I KNOW what is on the dollar menu. It's not like we freaking have a McChicken for one dollar, and then another Mcchicken thats 30 cents more.

Yes, people. Our drinks are still one flippin dollar.

We stop serving breakfast at 10:30. If its 2:30 in the afternoon, don't ask if we are serving breakfast. Just wait til tomorrow to get your stupid Sausage Burrito.

"Uh...how much is an Egg McMuffin?" READ THE FREAKING MENU. Thats why we HAVE one.

"Is this DIET?" No idiot, you just ordered Diet and we decided to give you the sugared variety. If the stupid button on the top of the drink is pushed to "diet" it *probably* means its freaking diet.

"What is a Sausage Biscuit?" A biscuit...with a freaking piece of sausage. Rocket science, right there.

We have never had, nor will we ever, have a "McDooble."

"Does the Hot Chocolate with nonfat milk come in diet?" Please tell me when chocolate has a "diet" form. I will eat that shit up.

If you are going through the drivethrough, have your money ready when you pull up to the first window. I don't have all day to stand there and wait for you to get out your 49 cents in pennies for your Senior Coffee. Actually, I do. But it would be so much less stressful if you were mildly quick about it.